Mission: Holiday essentials

Weds 18^th May – town!

So my plan for today was to go into town and meet my friend Jo for 2pm…. I got in for about half one as I needed to try on some bras and I take a LONG time doing that….turns out Jo was going to be late due to a nit dilemma involving her eldest daughter Evie….(its fine turns out she is head lice free yay)

Many a phone call later Jo joins me on level 1 in Debenhams, despite me being convinced its level 2. I notice 10 week old baby Maia asleep in her arms and so I picked this time to show Jo some Bikinis. Turns out Jo underestimates the size of her boobs, she could quite happily fit them into a hammock.

We went up to level 2 and sorted ourselves out with some bras. Jo was on a mission to find the perfect ‘whore’ bra but unfortunately Debenhams did not provide one to deem whore-ish enough.

We headed to the baby changing facilities in Debenhams so Maia could chow down and perhaps make mummy’s boobs smaller so she didn’t have to return the H&M bikini she bought earlier that week, but no luck there. I hear hammocks are cheap on eBay Jo ;)

The yummy cake as mentioned.

Next stop: Primark! Got myself a £3 top, bargain, but the whole of Bristol will most definitely be wearing it too. Fail. We were getting pretty hungry by now, so we headed back to Debenhams to get some munch. Jo got a cake, sun dried tomato salad and a pot of tea. Me being me and loving food despite trying to eat ‘healthily’ made do with a mozzarella & tomato Panini, chips, cake and tea. Boy oh boy was it yum. Im still pretty full. Note to self: Debenhams do the WORST pot of tea. We headed over to Marks & Spencer’s so Jo could scope out the whore facilities, but unfortunately unless you were flat chested or 80 years old that shit just ain’t hot.. Meanwhile I took advantage of the 3 for 2 offers on knickers.Yum.

5.30pm – Jo had to get home in time for Evie getting dropped off by her Dad, and I evidently had spent too much money on pants, a top, food, the bag I did not mention, bras and more pants. So we kissed on the cheek, and said “bra bra” and “see you later bled” cause we all talk like that here.

Me and Jo have known each other since about 2004?! But lost contact for a short while, so its frickin’ amazing to have her back in my life. It’s a great feeling to know someone for so long, then years later still get along like a boob in a DD cup bra.

“No that’s my side boob.”